Arrr, matey! A treasure o’ gold be comin’ for Trump’s crew—$60 million in shiny ads sailin’ next week!
2024-08-27
Arrr, the crew of Right for America be sittin' on a treasure chest o' gold, tens of millions, mind ye! But they be waitin' 'til the autumn winds blow to unleash their cannon o' advertisements. Aye, savvy strategy or just a bunch o' scallywags? Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' a swashbucklin' band known as Right for America, whose coffers be overflowin' with doubloons, tens of millions, they say! Aye, these scallywags be holdin' onto their treasure like a sailor hoardin' rum, waitin’ fer the autumn winds to fill their sails and unleash a barrage o' advertisements upon the unsuspectin' landlubbers.With the cunning of a fox and the patience of a seasoned sea captain, they’ve bided their time, preparin' their cannons for the fall rush. 'Tis a strategy fit fer the cleverest buccaneers, lettin’ their gold gather dust whilst plotin’ a grand assault on the hearts and minds of all who dare to listen!
Now, one might wonder, what be the reason fer such a delay? Mayhap they be waitin' for the stars to align or the tides to turn in their favor? Or could it be they simply fancied a hearty laugh at the expense o’ their foes, watchin' ‘em scramble like a chicken in a storm when the ads finally drop like cannon fire!
So fear not, landlubbers, for soon the airwaves shall be filled with the raucous shouts o’ Right for America, settin' sail on a voyage of persuasion, ready to swindle yer attention and plunder yer votes! Stand by, me hearties, the show be just around the bend!