Avast! Even the lawmen of Arizona be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for a Democrat in this Senate scuffle! Ha-ha!
2024-08-27
Arrr! Just days past, the Arizona Police crew hoisted the Jolly Roger for Trump, but lo and behold! They be now settin’ sail fer the Democratic seas with Rep. Ruben Gallego! Methinks the rum be strong in their grog this time! What a twist, me hearties!
Ahoy, matey! In a twist o' fate that'd make even the saltiest sea dog raise an eyebrow, the Arizona Police Association has thrown their support behind the liberal buccaneer, Rep. Ruben Gallego, in his quest fer the U.S. Senate! This be a jolly surprise, considering they recently sang praises for the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump!The APA be claimin' that Gallego be a true friend o' the law, fightin' fer treasure troves of funding to keep the lawmen well-equipped and ready to face off against the rough seas of crime. They be prattlin' on about his history of securing a whopping $168 billion for the officers. But hark! Just days before, they were hollerin' the praises of Kari Lake, the Republican lass who once aimed to steer the ship o' Arizona herself!
Gallego's past ain't all smooth sailing, though. There be tales of him scallywaggin' against police armaments and supportin' the Black Lives Matter crew. Lake's crew be callin' foul, claimin' Gallego be weak on crime and lookin' to open the borders wider than a gaping cannon hole!
Despite the uproar, the APA be holdin' fast to their compass, reckonin' that Gallego be the one to unite the crew and steer Arizona towards calmer waters. Yarr, the political seas be choppy, but this be one adventure worth watchin'!