Arrr, matey! Hidin' Harris 2024 be a scurvy scheme, a perilous threat to our fair democracy! Avast!
2024-08-27
Arrr, if the Kamala Harris 2024 vessel sails true, ‘tis not ideas that’ll guide our ship, but a ruckus of scallywags battlin’ for their colors! Presidential elections’ll be naught but a merry dance of pirates hoistin’ their flags, rather than a quest for treasure of thought!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn of the infamous Kamala Harris, a crafty sea captain in the turbulent waters of politics. The scallywags claim her silence be a clever strategy, for she holds a slight lead in the polls, but I say it be naught but a treacherous game! Argh, to win with such cunning be a fool’s errand, as it mocks the good folk who deserve to be heard!As Harris sails the seas of voter support, she be ignoring nearly half the crew! Aye, if this be her way, we shan’t see grand visions or mighty leaders but mere brawls of tribal squabbles. The Democrats be clinging to every last sailor, from pro-Israel buccaneers to those supporting Hamas, all while keeping her lips sealed tighter than a clam in a storm!
Alas, her supporters can barely name her exploits, claiming she be an “invisible vice president.” Yet, fear not, me hearties! The wind be changing, and soon she must hoist her sails and face the questions, for the tides of politics are ever-shifting. If she dares to speak, it shall be a spectacle! Time for Hidin’ Harris to emerge from the shadows and chart her own course, lest she be lost at sea!