"Arrr! Disney be hushin' a mournin' matey, Zuckerberg fesses up as a censorin' scallywag, and more from Fox’s crow’s nest!"
2024-08-27
Avast ye landlubbers! Set yer sea legs and feast yer eyes on the freshest tales from the Fox News crew! Yonder lies the wisdom of Hannity, Arroyo, and other scallywags. Come, ye scallywags, and let the laughter of the high seas tickle yer funny bones! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly yarn spun from the briny depths of the news seas! Our trusty captain, Hannity, be shoutin’ that Vice President Kamala Harris be off on a treasure hunt, missin' in action like a ship lost in a fog! Arrr!Then there be Hugh Hewitt, claimin' that this same lass be the most left-wing matey to sail the presidential seas since the dust of World War II settled. Shiver me timbers!
But hold fast, fer Meta’s own Captain Zuckerberg has let slip that he’s part of a dark censorship crew, aiding the Biden-Harris regime in keepin’ secrets tighter than a mermaid's grip! Beware, ye scallywags!
Greg Gutfeld be sayin’ we be witnessin’ the most anti-establishment campaign in modern history, while Tulsi Gabbard declares she’s jumped ship from the Democrats, aiming to hoist Trump back to the crow’s nest!
As we sail through more news, Raymond Arroyo be spotin’ Biden’s blunders like barnacles on a hull, and Disney learns that tryin’ to silence a grieving husband be like catchin' a slippery fish!
Even without the Queen Bee, Nikki Haley be makin’ waves, and the Scott Peterson saga still be hauntin' the tides! So grab yer grog and enjoy the ruckus of this tumultuous voyage through the news seas!