The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The grand border jiggle Harris be mum on—’tis a treasure map gone awry, I say!

2024-08-27

Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be sailin' the border seas with a policy so wild, ye'd think it be a Kraken! But alas, it be not catchin' the wind in the campaign's sails. A fine treasure hidden in plain sight, aye!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of the high seas of politics. 'Tis whispered in the taverns and on the docks that ol’ Captain Biden be settin’ sail with a border policy liken to a treasure map, yet the crew be silent as the deep blue sea! Aye, ye heard me right, a grand scheme that be makin' waves, but nary a word of it in the campaign hullabaloo.

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