Arrr, Kemp be sayin’ to Trump: “Ye can’t sail to 270 without plunderin’ Georgia, matey!”
2024-08-27
Arrr, me hearties! Governor Kemp be spoutin’ that the path to the grand White House be settin' sail through Georgia! He be callin’ Trump’s ruckus a wee squabble from a fortnight past. Aye, even pirates know when to let the winds of squawkin' die down!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the swashbucklin' Governor Brian Kemp, the stout captain of Georgia's ship, claimin' that the treasure map to the White House be charted through his fair state! In a recent parley with Fox News, he declared that ol' Captain Trump can't hoist the sails to 270 electoral votes without Georgia’s bounty, savvy?Now, Kemp be a two-term governor, and he’s workin' harder than a sea dog in a storm to rally the Republican crew. He be sayin' four more years of Biden or Harris would be worse than a kraken attack on a sunken ship! Despite a rocky past with Trump, where the former captain called him “Little Brian,” Trump’s now singin’ a different tune, flatterin’ Kemp like a parrot on his shoulder!
Though Kemp be stayin’ focused on the horizon, makin’ sure GOP sails be filled with wind, he’s also juggling responsibilities with the Governors Association, raisin’ doubloons for North Carolina and New Hampshire. The seas may be stormy with election disputes and new rules, but this captain’s determined to steer his ship to victory come November! So, hoist the flag and let the winds of change blow!