Arrr, Laura be sayin' Kamala’s actin’ like she be not Biden’s shadow, playin' the ol' sea trickery!
2024-08-27
Arrr, 'tis plain as day that the scallywags settin' sail with Harris and Walz be hopin' the vice captain can hoist the Jolly Roger high and keep it there fer ten more weeks, all whilst dodgin' the pesky questions like a sea rat in a storm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand folly of the Harris-Walz crew! Those landlubber political swabs, led by the cunning David Plouffe, be not playin' some clever game of 3D chess, nay! They be keepin' Kamala from the cameras, not 'cause they be shy of the press, but 'cause their candidates be as appealing as a barnacle-covered ship!Yarr, they're watchin' Trump and Vance sail smoothly on the television seas, while Harris and Walz be hunkered down, plannin' their escape from the truth! The savvy consultants have peered into the murky waters of polls and reckon that Kamala best pretend she be not sailin' with Biden, for his record be as sunken as the Titanic!
With Walz bein' a flawed matey himself—liar about his sea tales and tied to the Chinese—these scallywags are doin' their best to keep 'em both off the airwaves. But beware! For if they keep avoidin' the public eye, the restless voters in Wisconsin and Michigan might just grab their pitchforks! If Trump and Vance keep jabberin' away, the pressure to speak will mount like a storm at sea! Aye, this be no game of chess, but a desperate gamble where the stakes be high, and the candidates be low!