The Booty Report

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Arrr! Harris an' Walz be settin' sail in their campaign ship fer the wilds o' rural Georgia, matey!

2024-08-28

Arrr, the Democrats be settin' sail fer the Sun Belt, tryin' to charm the salt o' the earth in them conservative waters! They be hopin' to turn the tides and make some scallywags see it their way, or at least share a jug o' grog!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the Democrats and their grand quest! Aye, they be settin’ sail fer the Sun Belt, a place where the sun be hotter than a cannonball fresh from the forge, tryin’ to charm them scallywags who be leanin’ more towards the cutthroat side of conservatism.

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