Arrr! Zuckerberg's censorship cannonball o’ Biden-Harris might just shake the First Amendment’s timbers, savvy? What a hullabaloo!
2024-08-28
Arrr, me hearties! Zuckerberg be spillin' the tea ‘bout Biden’s crew givin' the ol' censorship a hearty shove! And what’s this? Blue states be tossin' gold to scallywags from afar, keepin' secrets like a treasure map! Now, those parents be teachin' schools the difference ‘twixt lasses and lads! Yarrr!
Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer this jolly tale of mutinous deeds and plunderin’ news! First off, ol' Captain Zuckerberg be spillin' the beans that the Biden fleet be pressurin' him to silence the good ol' Americans. Aye, a right scandal for the First Amendment, that be! Continue readin’ ...Then there be a ruckus in the blue states, where a billion doubloons be vanishin’ into the shadows, spendin’ on non-Americans without a whisper! What a treasure hunt!
Meanwhile, parents be givin' a fine lesson to the school board, proclaimin’, "Boys be boys and girls be girls!" Aye, back to the basics we go! Continue readin’ …
And Home Depot be caught in a storm over their partnership with pansexuals, ignitin' a firestorm amongst the crew. What a hullabaloo!
So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the news be as wild as the open sea, and there be treasures to uncover at every turn! Yarrr!