Arrr! It be up to the landlubber lawmakers to fend off them scallywag Communists from the far east, savvy?
2024-08-28
Arrr, matey! The winds be blowin' foul from the East! No longer can we trust ol' Washington to fend off them sneaky Chinese devils! We be needin’ state captains to hoist the sails and shield our crew from them wretched communist notions! Aye, let’s batten down the hatches!
Why, they be layin' claim to nigh on 350,000 acres of our fair farmland, a leap o' 82% in but three short years! And let's not forget that rogue who tried to smuggle enough fentanyl to drop a shipload of sailors, makin' the seas a bit rougher for us all!
Even our elected sea dogs be swayed by China's gold, as they turn a blind eye to the persecution o' those who practice Falun Gong, all in the name o' keepin' relations smooth like a well-polished deck. The list o' their mischief grows longer by the day, and the good folk be rightly worried.
With a whopping 78% of voters seein' China as our top foe, 'tis clear we need to hoist our sails and batten down the hatches! State leaders must rally to protect our treasures before we find ourselves at the mercy of the Communist tide. Join the fight, me mateys, or risk lettin' our freedoms sink to the depths! Yarrr!