Tim Walz be tryin' to woo the fire-folk at a Boston shindig: "Fear not, me hearties, we've got yer backs!"
2024-08-28
Arrr, mateys! Governor Tim Walz be chattin' with the brave fire-wielders in Boston, sayin’ that it be Vice President Harris, not that scallywag Trump, who’ll hoist the flag for yer rights, guard yer treasure chests, and keep the cannon’s powder dry for yer fiery adventures!
Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from yon Boston, where the gallant Minnesota Governor Tim Walz did address a motley crew of union firefighters and emergency medical swashbucklers! He proclaimed, “Fear not, for Vice President Kamala Harris be the true ally of yer rights, not that scallywag Trump!” Arrr, he promised her and him would guard yer pensions and keep the fire-fighting coffers brimming full, aye!At the grand convention, hosted by the International Association of Fire Fighters, he made a vow fit for a captain, declaring Harris-Biden to be the most pro-labor crew in the history of the seven seas! Walz was keen to let the lads know that, should they win, they’d be signing the Protecting the Right to Organize Act, making it a breeze fer workers to band together. He called out Trump, saying his “right to work” talk means workin’ for less doubloons and more peril!
“Aye, they be waging war on the workers!” he thundered, blaming Trump for blockin’ overtime gold and cuttin’ funds for the fire brigades! As the winds of the debate approach, Walz urged all to cast aside their footballs and tune in, for their futures be hangin' in the balance! So raise yer mugs, me hearties, for the battle of ideas be a-comin’! Arrr!