"Outlandish scallywags be caught tossin' false alarms at U.S. officials, arrr! What a right merry mess, matey!"
2024-08-28
Avast ye! These scallywags spun tall tales o' bomb threats at the grand Capitol and holy havens, makin’ more than 100 prank calls! Aye, the law’s got ‘em in their sights, laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker! What a merry crew of mischief-makers they be!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags and lend me yer ears! There be a tale o' two scurvy knaves who thought ‘twas a grand idea to cause a ruckus fit for legends! Aye, these landlubbers took to the seas of mischief, spinning yarns o' bomb threats at the mighty Capitol and sacred places o’ worship. What a daft notion, eh?Prosecutors, like the fiercest of bounty hunters, be on their trail, collectin’ evidence like it be doubloons! They be tallyin’ more than a hundred hoax calls made by these rascals, as if they were playin’ a game of telephone, but with much less sense! 'Tis not the kind of treasure ye seek, I reckon!
So, what did these knaves think they’d gain? Aye, a quick laugh, perhaps? Or maybe a bit o’ notoriety amongst the scallywags of the high seas? But nay, their mischief only earned ‘em a spot in Davy Jones' locker of foolishness! Let this be a lesson fer all ye salty sea dogs: do not embark on such foolhardy adventures, or ye may find yerself swimmin’ with the fishies instead o’ livin’ the pirate's life ye dreamed of!