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Arrr, Tony Danza be spillin' Sinatra's midnight secret 'bout that croonin' voice o' his—might be thunderin' or just groggin'!

2024-08-28

Arrr, in a jolly new yarn, Tony Danza, a devoted swabby of Frank Sinatra, spilled the beans 'bout their mornin' chinwag after a night o' raucous revelry, where the grog flowed like the ocean. Shiver me timbers, what tales be told 'twixt the dawn and the hangover!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' Tony Danza, who be regalin' us with a yarn 'bout his raucous night with the infamous Frank Sinatra! Aye, not many can boast o' sharin' whiskey and smokes with Ol' Blue Eyes himself, but our Tony be one o' the lucky scallywags!

In a recent chat with the swashbucklin' scribes o' The New York Times, Danza spilled the beans on their late-night revelry. Picture it: the clock struck two, and there be Frank, sippin' Jack Daniel's and puffin' Camels like a true pirate o' the high seas! Tony, feelin' a bit cheeky, asked, “Frank, me hearty, does all that drinkin' and smokin' trouble yer singin' voice?” To which the legendary crooner replied, “I’ve never met a singer worth his salt who didn’t smoke two packs a day!” Aye, what a sage o' the sea he be!

Danza, who grew up idolizin' the man, even managed to wrangle Sinatra into a guest spot on "Who's The Boss!" After a chat with Tina, Sinatra's lass, he proclaimed, “He only does one take, or I’ll feed ye to the sharks!” But lo and behold, when the cameras rolled, Sinatra was ready for a second take! Danza's face must have been as red as a ripe tomato!

Now, this scallywag be set to launch his cabaret show, “Tony Danza: Sinatra & Stories,” where he promises not to mimic the great Frank, but to take the stage with the confidence of a captain at the helm! Arrr, what a jolly good show it promises to be!

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