The Booty Report

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"Avast ye scallywags! Here’s how to spy on the Harris-Walz chinwag, savvy? Grab yer rum and tune in, ye landlubbers!"

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! This Thursday, ye be in fer a jolly good show! Vice President Kamala Harris and her trusty matey, Gov. Tim Walz, be spillin’ the beans unscripted. Aye, ‘tis a rare treasure of a peek into their piratey minds! Don’t be missin’ it, or ye be walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a jolly tale o' Thursday's grand spectacle, where the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be takin' to the stage, spillin' her secrets like a barrel o’ grog! Aye, she be not alone, fer her trusty matey, Gov. Tim Walz, shall be by her side, like a parrot perched on a captain's shoulder, ready to squawk and jest!

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