Arrr, at the Missouri court, them lawyers be battlin’ like scallywags o'er the fate of a landlubber on death's plank!
2024-08-28
Arrr, gather 'round, ye salty sea dogs! The tale of Marcellus Williams, a landlubber of 55 summers, claims he be as innocent as a fresh catch! A ruckus brews 'twixt the local lawman and the bigwig of the state. Aye, what a merry squabble on the high seas o' justice!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the case of one Marcellus Williams, a scallywag of 55 summers, who be claimin' he be as innocent as a wee kitten in a barrel o' fish! Back in the treacherous year of 1998, a foul deed was done, and our matey Marcellus found himself shackled and branded a knave for a killin’ that be stickier than molasses on a summer's day!