Arrr! Murdaugh, the Egg Juror, be struttin' outta court with a dozen eggs, hatchin’ a case o' yolks!
2024-08-29
Arrr, Myra Crosby be dubbed the "Egg Juror" when a scallywag judge booted her from the ruckus of the Alex Murdaugh murder hullabaloo, causin’ a right tempest in South Carolina! Aye, even pirates be sayin', “What be this yolk of a tale?”
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round while I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a juror dubbed the "Egg Juror," a lass named Myra Crosby, who was booted from the infamous Alex Murdaugh murder trial. Picture this: she be leavin’ the courthouse, clutchin’ a plastic sack o’ eggs fit for a pirate’s breakfast! Aye, she made quite the splash when she asked if she could take her dozen eggs with her, causin’ the whole courtroom to burst into laughter, savvy?Now, this wench, known for her egg-lovin’ ways, claimed she was merely a country girl seekin’ her farm-fresh treasure. “A dozen eggs cost me an arm and a leg!” she protested, as the price of eggs soared like a ship in a storm. Crosby be thinkin’ the judge made a blunder tossin’ her outta the jury, suspectin’ foul play from the clerk—perhaps a bit of courtroom mutiny, aye?
Weeks later, the South Carolina Supreme Court be investigatin’ whether shenanigans were afoot, with Murdaugh, the scallywag, servin’ two life sentences for takin’ down his kin. Crosby even penned a tale of her escapades, "Because Enough is Enough," so ye can feast yer eyes on her side of the story! So, raise a tankard to the "Egg Juror," a true buccaneer of justice!