"Ahoy, matey! Fifteen jests fer Harris and Walz, so Dana Bash best hoist the sails o' courage!"
2024-08-29
Arrr, me hearties! Bash be a true sea dog o' the quill, but it be her fine scribblin’ on Thursday that’ll be echoing in the taverns, makin’ her name legendary! Aye, a jolly good tale to spin, that be!
Now, Walz be there to steady the ship, as Harris be known to get caught in a tempest of words. She be nervous, fer sure! Bash, the sharp-tongued journalist, be ready to ask the questions the crew be itchin’ to hear. No more shiverin’ in the dark—’tis time for Harris to prove her sea legs!
But beware, ye landlubbers! The air be thick with doubts, as Harris was oft seen as a scallywag in the vice presidential quarters. The Democrats be polishin’ her up, tryin’ to wipe the barnacles of the past clean. Bash must strike true with her inquiries to see if this lass be fit to captain the ship of state! Will she sink or swim in the stormy waters of public opinion? Arrr, only time will tell!