Arrr, me hearty! Why be them landlubber conservatives backin’ the most liberal scallywag to sail the seas of politics?
2024-08-28
Arrr, matey! The crew on "Gutfeld!" be ponderin’ why over 200 scallywags of the Republican fleet be throwin’ their lot with Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 treasure hunt! Could it be she be offerin’ gold and rum, or just a hearty laugh? Aye, the seas be perplexin’!
Ahoy mateys! A curious tale be unfoldin’ as 238 scallywags from the GOP declare their love for the fair Kamala Harris, claimin’ that a second Trump reign would be the death knell for democracy! Blimey, how the tide has turned! These landlubbers once deemed the likes of McCain and Romney as threats, but now they be clingin’ to the very ship they used to scorn.But what folly be this? They jumpin’ ship to join forces with a lass who’s as left as a shipwrecked sailor’s compass! This be the same wench who thinks taxin’ profits yet to be earned and givin’ inmates a fancy new wardrobe be good policy. Aye, if she be any crazier, we’d be feedin’ her to the fishes!
Alas, it seems the specter of Trump looms larger than a kraken at a tea party. These Republicans be actin’ like they’ve been caught in the nets of despair, terrified of the orange beast who upended their well-laid plans. They’d rather sail with the devil they know than risk the uncharted waters of true rebellion.
So, what be the moral of this tale? Join the pirate crew where ye can be free, unshackled by the chains of opinion and societal norm. Embrace yer true self on the high seas of life and cast yer lot with those who dare to challenge the winds of conformity!