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Arrr! Trump’s matey be jostlin’ a gravekeeper at Arlington, says the landlubber Army! What a ruckus on the high seas!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! The Army be spillin’ the beans on a ruckus that went down on the fair Monday, when Captain Trump showed up to lay a wreath. Aye, a tale as tangled as a ship’s riggin’, it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a ruckus that unfurled on the high seas of politics, when the notorious Captain Trump, in his grandiosity, showed up for a wreath-layin’ ceremony on a fine Monday morn.

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