Arrr, Ice-T be takin' a jibe at a landlubber whinin' 'bout the show bein' too 'woke'! Ha!
2024-08-29
Arrr, matey! Ice-T, the rapscallion and thespian, be tossin' insults at a landlubber who moans that "Law & Order: SVU" be too "woke"! Aye, the ink on the scrolls be flowin' like rum, and this scallywag be needin' a hearty laugh, not a grumble!
Ahoy mateys, gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the grand tale of "Law & Order: SVU", a storied show that starts with a warning, aye, claimin' it be but a work of fiction. Yet, the scallywags behind the scenes be plunderin' ideas from the seas of reality, takin' inspiration from the likes of the tempestuous love 'twixt Rihanna and Chris Brown, and the sorry saga of Josh Duggar, a tale not fit for landlubbers!Now, one landlubber be grumblin' that the writing's gone all woke-like, and they dared to call out our matey Ice-T, who be playin’ the valiant Sgt. Odafin "Fin" Tutuola! This scurvy fan asked if the show returned to its former glory, to which Ice-T, ever the sharp-tongued sailor, replied, "What the F is woke?!" Aye, that be a response fit for a captain!
Our brave Ice-T, who be tough as barnacles on a hull, scoffed at the notion of cancel culture, claimin' he’s been weatherin' storms for forty years! The season 26 premiere be settin' sail on Oct. 3, so keep yer spyglasses ready! Yarrr!