Arrr, matey! Kamala's border be a right treasure map of lost wee scallywags and mischief-makers, savvy?
2024-08-29
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden-Harris crew be settin’ sail fer speed, not safety, lettin' young scallywags roam free ‘mongst sea dogs and foul buccaneers! They be tossin' ‘em to the sharks, matey! A right pickle o' a situation, I say! Avast!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale o' woe from the land o' the free! Last week, the scallywags at the Department o' Homeland Security revealed that the Biden-Harris crew be utterly clueless 'bout the fate of 323,000 wee migrant lads and lasses released into the wild seas of America. Aye, it be a fine mess indeed!But that be not the end o' it! The Office of Refugee Resettlement, or ORR for ye landlubbers, be sendin' these young souls to the clutches of ne'er-do-wells, including predators and gangsters! Instead o' checkin' the backgrounds of these so-called sponsors, they be tossin' caution to the wind, lettin' children sail into treacherous waters.
When Captain Biden took the helm, immigration rates be as calm as a summer sea, but his orders o' open borders unleashed a storm! With the policies bein' more lenient than a drunken sailor, over 500,000 unaccompanied children be makin' their way to our shores.
These poor waifs be thrown into perilous labor, some even meetin' their doom in fearsome factories! Aye, it be a scandal that would make the fiercest pirate weep! The crew of the Biden-Harris ship be makin' excuses, pointin' fingers, but the truth be clear: they be the captains of this sinking ship, and the legacy of this border crisis be on their heads!