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Arrr, Neil Young be sayin' he felt a touch o' seasickness at th' thought o' hittin' the stage, matey!

2024-08-29

Arrr, mateys! In a grand ol' livestream, Captain Neil Young be spillin’ the beans 'bout why he scuttled his summer tour! He be tellin’ his crew how he be feelin’, all while we be laughin’ and swayin’ like drunken sea dogs! Avast, what a jolly ol' time!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye the tale of the legendary minstrel, Neil Young, who, after a grand hullabaloo, did scuttle his "Love Earth" tour aboard the Crazy Horse. Aye, this 78-year-old sea-dog spoke to the crew through the magic of the interwebs, confessin' he’d "hit a wall." Aye, he woke up upon the bus one mornin', feelin' queasier than a landlubber at sea, sayin', "I can’t do this, I gotta stop!"

With a heart heavy and an ear tuned to his own weary body, Young declared a mighty halt to their joyous jaunt, for illness had claimed some of his crew. In June, the troubadour announced an "unplanned break," lettin' the fans know that health be the finest treasure. "GREAT AUDIENCES AND MUSIC," he proclaimed, but alas, the sickness after Detroit’s Pine Knob forced them to drop anchor.

Despite the grumblin' from fans about ticket troubles, Young stood firm like a captain at the helm, sayin', "If my body says no, then no it is!" But fret not, for he hinted at a return to the stage, hopin' to rock again come fall at the Farm Aid festival! Aye, the Crazy Horse shall ride again, if the winds be fair and the crew be hearty!

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