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Arrr, matey! Trump be squawkin' 'bout California's lootin' rules bein' as soft as a sea sponge!

2024-08-30

Arrr, matey! Trump be claimin' that California’s a haven fer scallywags, lettin' 'em plunder the merchants’ wares, and he be layin' the blame on the fair Vice President Kamala! A right jolly jest, if ye ask this ol' sea dog! Avast, the high seas of politics be a wild voyage!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round whilst I spin ye a yarn o' the land o' California, where the sun shines bright and the seas be calm, yet a storm brews in the minds of men! Our ol' seadog, Donald J. Trump, hath raised a ruckus, claimin' that in the Golden State, thieves run rampant like scallywags in a treasure chest, pilferin' goods from the merchants without a care in the world!

But lo and behold, he be pointin' a finger at none other than the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, sayin' she be the culprit behind this lawless crew! Aye, it be a tale as tall as a crow's nest! So, what be the truth of it, ye ask? Well, it seems like a right merry game o' blame, where the blame is tossed about like a barrel o' rum on a stormy sea!

Now, I reckon the good folks o' California be not keen on letin' rogues plunder their plunder, and yet here we be, with our ol' matey Trump stirrin' the pot like a ship's cook with a pot o' stew! So, let the wind carry this tale far and wide, for in the world of politics, the truth be but a fickle fish, slippery and elusive, much like a pirate's treasure! Yarrr!

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