Arrr, Tim Walz be a jolly matey, ready to lend a hand, but blissfully lost in the sea of neglect!
2024-08-29
Arrr, during a chat with the Vice Queen Kamala Harris, Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota be dodgin’ questions like a scallywag! When he finally spoke, 'twas all about his kin, not the treasure maps or high seas! Aye, a family man he be!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round ye scallywags, for I be havin’ a tale from the treacherous seas of politics! Recently, in the grand ship known as CNN, the good governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, did cast his lot alongside the fierce maiden, Vice President Kamala Harris. But lo and behold, when the cannons of inquiry were fired, our fine captain Walz seemed to be takin’ a wee bit o’ a breather, dodgin’ questions like a slippery fish in a mighty storm!When the winds did shift and he finally spoke, what did he regale us with, ye ask? Naught but tales of his kin and kindred spirits! Aye, he spun yarns of family that could put even the most seasoned sea dog to sleep! I reckon he be a good-hearted soul, but when ye be in the spotlight, ye best be ready to hoist the sails and answer the call of the crew! Instead, he chose to drop anchor in the safe harbor of family stories, likely to avoid the rough seas of hard questions!
So here we be, left in the wake of a governor more fond of family tales than battlin’ the waves of political discourse. Aye, ‘tis a curious sight to behold on the high seas of governance! Avast, Tim Walz, next time let’s hope ye be ready to set sail into the choppy waters of inquiry!