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Arrr, what scallywags o' judges would Captain Kamala Harris be settin' sail with, eh?

2024-08-30

Arrr, matey! With the Democrats settin' sail on a bloodless mutiny, shovin' the vice president down the gullet of the good folk, ye gotta ponder, what manner o' justices would a Captain Harris be enlistin' for her crew? Aye, I’d wager they be a wild bunch!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the mighty power of a president, especially when it comes to pickin’ Supreme Court justices, aye! These salty sea dogs hold sway over our lives for eternity, or so it seems! Now, with a scallywag like Vice President Kamala Harris potentially at the helm, we be wonderin’, what manner of justices would she unleash upon the land?

Lookin' at old Biden's crew of leftist mates, we see the likes of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson settlin' in like a barnacle on a ship's hull. If Harris takes the wheel, she might swap out the old guard—Chief Justice Roberts and his conservative mates—for a trio of lefty swashbucklers, turnin’ the court upside down like a ship in a storm!

But wait, there’s more! Harris be eyein’ term limits and court packin’ like a pirate eyes a treasure chest! She'll want to toss in new justices to create a mighty 7-6 liberal majority. With her crew from Demand Justice, she could pick some real doozies! Just imagine a court filled with folks who'd make even Davy Jones shudder!

If the winds blow in her favor, the Supreme Court might just become a place where the rights of the good folk be tossed overboard. So, hoist the sails and pay heed, for our precious freedoms hang in the balance, me hearties!

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