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Arrr, if Kamala be wantin' to cap them prices, she best set her sights on the rum barrel first!

2024-08-30

Arrr, how be Kamala Harris plannin' to tackle our coin troubles, 'scuse me, besides makin' the prices walk the plank? Aye, it don’t look like she’s bringin’ any treasure chest limits from the government crew!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' fiscal folly! With a treasure chest o' deficits near $2 trillion each year, and landlubbers strugglin' to keep their bellies full, the fair Kamala Harris be tryin' to sail away from her own shipwreck of a record!

Yarr, she be not just the first mate in the Biden-Harris crew, but she cast the fateful vote that drove our coffers into the depths o' inflation and expanded our debts. Now she be pointin' fingers at the "greedy corporations," thinkin' to deflect blame, but the seas be murky, and her claims be as shaky as a ship in a storm!

Her grand solution? Stoppin' "price gougin'," which sounds like a barrel of fishy tactics! And not a word about cap'n-limin' government spendin', which be the real beast! With the government rakin' in over $5 trillion in 'taxes' while spendin' close to $7 trillion, they be swimmin' in gold while the ship sinks!

So, what be her plan? More taxes on the rich and a sprinkle o' assistance that’ll only raise ship prices! We need not just to rein in the pirates of the private sector, but also the treasury raiders in government! Or else, we be headin' for a financial storm, savvy?

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