Arrr, CNN's chat with Kamala and Tim be boiled down to two jolly words: "Blimey, matey!"
2024-08-29
Arrr, V.P. Kamala Harris and her trusty matey Tim Walz be settin' sail for an interview, but lo and behold! A treasure trove o' questions lay unplundered, as Dana Bash and CNN be missin' their mark like a landlubber in a cannon duel! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the recent parley between Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, a sight more tangled than a ship's anchor line! Their first interview as the 2024 Democratic duo stunk of two things: dishonesty and a trainwreckalicious spectacle! Aye, the second be a word fit for the scallywags of the seven seas!CNN’s Dana Bash tried to steer the ship straight, but alas, her questions were but a gentle breeze against a mighty storm of fibs from Harris. She boldly claimed, "I shall not be banning fracking!" Yet, proof be as scarce as a treasure map in a foggy sea.
And when asked 'bout border security, the lass pulled a tale from her days as attorney general like a pirate pullin' a long-lost gold doubloon from the depths! What a jest, an insult to the fine intelligence of the American crew!
Our dear Dana could’ve asked about taxes, sanctuary cities, and even the curious case of men in sports, but instead, she let the ball drop like a cannonball from a sinking ship. The winds be blowin’ chilly for our mates Harris and Biden, and if the forecast be true, they might find themselves in Davy Jones’ locker come November!