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Arrr, as Harris be courtin’ her blessing, Cheney be readyin’ to toss in her two doubloons soon!

2024-08-30

Arrr, the lass from Wyoming, no scallywag for Trump, kept her tongue still at the Democrats' shindig, thinkin’ she’d strike a mightier blow later on in the grand race! A clever wench, savvy as a sea dog, playin' her cards close to the chest! Avast!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' a tale of a scallywag former congresswoman from the land of Wyoming! Aye, she be the fiercest foe of that landlubber Donald J. Trump, a right scornful pirate in the realm of politics.

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