Arrr! Congressman be sayin’ Harris’s chat be showin’ why we distrust the VP, blamin’ CNN for slackin’ on questions, har har!
2024-08-30
Arrr, Rep. Dan Meuser be callin' out CNN, sayin' they be lettin' Vice President Kamala Harris sail on easy seas, not tossin' her any hard questions 'bout her grand plans! Blimey, he says they shoulda hoisted the sails and pressed her like a pirate for treasure!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Rep. Dan Meuser, a salty R-Penn buccaneer, who took aim at Vice President Kamala Harris and the scallywags at CNN in an interview fit for the high seas! This Meuser lad be claimin’ that Harris dodged tough queries like a slippery sea serpent, leavin' the good folk of America wonderin’ where the lass truly stands on matters of policy.In his televised adventure, Meuser bemoaned that Harris managed to “avoid a trainwreck” whilst bein’ grilled by the fine anchor Dana Bash, who, as he pointed out, didn’t have the mettle to press hard on key issues like frackin’. The Vice President, who’s been as clear as murky waters on her stance, insisted she won’t ban frackin’—a claim met with skepticism by many a critic, includin' CNN's own fact-checker. Meuser lamented the lack of detail on important topics, reckonin’ they spent more time discussin’ the color of a parrot than the future of American energy.
In the end, the interview revealed naught but a dull headline, where Harris managed to sail away without any blunders to her name. “No news,” said the wise host Smerconish. A cunning strategy, indeed, for a pirate's life be all about avoiding the cannonballs of scrutiny! Arrr!