Arrr! Kamala’s tax storm be a right mess, 'Femininomenon' sways like a drunken sailor, and Fox be chattin’ nonsense!
2024-08-30
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on the freshest tales from Fox News Opinion! Lend yer ears to the ramblings of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other merry mates. It be a right jolly time for a hearty laugh on the high seas of news! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the Vice President, Kamala Harris, as seen through the spyglass of those scallywags at Fox News! First off, our trusty navigator Hannity be scrutinizin' her record on crime, callin' her a lass ye can’t trust with yer treasure, savvy?Then there be Hugh Hewitt, throwin' a volley of 15 questions that Dana Bash oughta muster the courage to ask. Joe Concha, a rascal, sums up a CNN interview with Harris and Walz in just two words—blimey, it must be a right ruckus!
Gutfeld be wonderin’ what’s so radical about havin’ clever shipmates in the captain’s quarters. Meanwhile, Armageddon strikes as he be revealin' how her tax policies might plunder our coffers and the whole economy! Raymond Arroyo sails in, callin’ out the Democratic first mate's record, while the court be wonderin’ what kind of justices she’d plot to appoint if she were captain of the ship!
Lastly, the media be all about the “vibes” when it comes to Harris. And as we remember the dream of equality that be chasin’ us for 61 years, let’s not forget to enjoy the pirate cartoons of the day! Arrr!