Avast! We shan't let the scurvy anti-US scallywags fester here, lest we be overrun by rabid sea dogs!
2024-08-30
Arrr, as fresh-faced landlubbers be settlin' at Columbia, they found the seas a-churnin' with ruckus from scallywag student brigands, signalin' that the wild ways of yore be stickin' around like barnacles on a hull! Aye, brace yerselves for a tempest o' trouble!
Ahoy, mateys! This week, a band o' fresh-faced swabs be settin' sail for Columbia University, only to find themselves caught in a tempest brewed by radical rascals like SJP and CUAD. Instead of the usual jolly welcome, they be met with pamphlets teachin' 'em how to seize the school like scallywags! These miscreants even tore down the colorful decorations meant to greet the new crew, makin' it crystal clear that the chaos of old still reigns on campus. They be spoutin' all manner of nonsense, askin' the greenhorns to join their crusade against Israel, with a hearty "Welcome to the People’s University for Palestine!" But nay, they didn’t stop there! They be burnin' flags and shoutin' for mayhem, showin' disdain not just for Israel, but for good ol' America too! A soldier I met spoke of his battles against such scoundrels on foreign shores, only to find their ilk rearin' their ugly heads back home. So, me hearties, it be clear! We must hoist our sails and fight this radicalism with the same fervor our brave troops do abroad. Let us protect our freedoms from these landlubbers who wish to sink our ship! Arrr!