Arrr, Harris be usin' Biden like a trusty compass on the wild campaign seas, savvy?
2024-08-30
Arrr, matey! The captain o’ the ship shall set sail to the treasure-laden ports o' Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, while the first mate be busy craftin’ a jolly roger o’ his own! Aye, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of yon presidential captain, who be settin’ sail for the treacherous waters of them swingin’ states—Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin! Aye, those lands be vital treasures in the grand quest for the crown, where votes be as plentiful as gold doubloons.