The Booty Report

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"Arrr! At two fancy schools, the tide of ye olde racial crew be changin’ since the fairness ban! Har har!"

2024-08-30

Arrr, me hearties! Amherst and Tufts be swappin’ their crew’s colors after the high court tossed out affirmative action! But at other ships, the waters be muddier than a barnacle-covered hull. Avast! What a jolly ol' ruckus!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them fine institutions of learnin', Amherst College and Tufts University! Aye, after a mighty ruling from the Supreme Court, which decided to toss affirmative action overboard, the crew of students at these colleges be lookin' a tad different, like a ship's crew after a stormy night!

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