"Arrr! Critics be laughin' at Harris claimin' she'll swab the deck o' law at the southern seas!"
2024-08-30
Arrr! The scallywags be laughin' at Vice President Kamala, claimin' she'll “enforce” the law on them sneaky border jumpers! Aye, the critics be tossin' her like a ship in a storm, sayin' she be all bluster an’ no cannon fire! Ha! What a merry jest upon the high seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout Vice President Kamala Harris, who be chartin’ a new course in her latest interview! Aye, this lass did a fine 180-degree turn on her stance regarding them scallywags who cross our borders without permission. Once upon a time, she claimed they be no criminals, but now, she be sayin’ they need consequences, savvy?In her parley with CNN's Dana Bash, Harris claimed she be the only matey in the race who has faced down dastardly criminal organizations. She swore that if she sails into the captain's chair, she’ll enforce the law on them border jumpers! But hark, this be a stark contrast to her past—a real squall of opinions, ye see!Back in the day, she said that crossing the border illegally should be treated like a mild offense, not a jailable crime. Yet now, she be singing a different tune, and the critics are raisin’ their eyebrows, callin’ her words "insincere" and merely a ploy to win over the landlubbers come election time.So, hoist the sails and hold tight, me mateys! The seas of political discourse be ever-changing, and it seems Captain Harris has found herself in a turbulent tide of her own making!