"Trump twists like a jellyfish on the deck, all for a bag of doubloons on the matter of babes!"
2024-08-31
Arrr, the ex-captain be ready to sail any course o' words and policies to snatch victory come November, lettin' some landlubber social conservatives stew in their own brine! Aye, it be a right merry jig he dances to please the crowd, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of a former captain o' the ship o' state, who be sailin' the turbulent seas of political winds! This scallywag be ready to hoist the sails of rhetoric and policy, twistin’ 'em like a pretzel in a storm, all in pursuit o' victory come November! Aye, he be changin' course faster than a crab scuttlin' on the beach, and it be causin’ a ruckus amongst the landlubbers of social conservatism.