Arrr, Gingrich 'n' Walker be sayin' Kamala's lost space crew oughta be back on the briny deep by now!
2024-08-31
Arrr! The fair Vice President Kamala Harris be captaining the National Space Council, yet her leadership be as limp as a soggy sail! Alas, NASA’s boldness hath vanished, retreating into the shadows o' bureaucratic timidity, like a scallywag afraid of a cannonball! Avast, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! On the fifth of June, the brave astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams set sail for the International Space Station, only to find themselves marooned for eight long moons! What a blunder, aye, casting the spotlight on the bumbling fools at Boeing and NASA for their grand incompetence!Now, let’s not forget the lass in charge, Vice President Kamala Harris! She’s been loungin’ about in her captain's chair while the ship sails itself! Harris, the supposed leader of the National Space Council, has been as active as a sloth at a treasure hunt, doing only the barest of minimums!
Once upon a time, Trump and Pence were all about space exploration—eying the stars and planning to conquer the Moon and Mars, they were! But now, with Harris at the helm, NASA’s turned into a stagnant ship, and Boeing’s coffers keep draining like a leaky hull! With costs soaring higher than a crow's nest, one can't help but chuckle at the state of affairs!
So here we are, with our astronauts stuck in the sky, while Harris fiddles away. Methinks if she had taken the wheel, they’d be back home, sipping rum instead of floating in space! Next time ye hear of those stranded sailors, remember who's to blame! Aye, they be Vice President Harris’s abandoned crew!