"Once a fair Miss Teen USA, now scoldin’ Vance fer makin’ jests of her blunders to skewer Harris! Arrr!"
2024-08-31
Arrr, Caite Upton be shoutin’ from the social seas, “Avast! Online bullying must be buried at Davy Jones’ locker!” This after JD Vance be chucklin’ over her jumbled words from the 2007 Miss Teen USA, tossin' them like cannonballs at Kamala Harris! Har har!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round! In a tale spun from the murky depths of the internet seas, a fair lass by the name o' Caite Upton be raisin' her voice against the cruel winds o' online bullying. Aye, she be settin’ sail on the social seas, proclaimin’ that “online bullying needs to stop,” like a captain callin' for calm waters after a stormy squall!Now, it be important to know that this scallywag, JD Vance, be postin' a clip from the ancient waters of 2007, when Caite stumbled through her words like a landlubber on the high seas during the Miss Teen USA pageant. He used her tangled tongue to mock the esteemed Kamala Harris, takin' aim like a cannon at a passing ship. But alas, what be the point of makin’ sport o' a lass's blunder, when there's treasure to be found in kindness?
So here’s a riddle fer ye, mateys: Is it worth plundering a lady’s dignity for a few laughs? Nay, say I! Let’s hoist the sails of respect and kindness, and leave the bullying to the barnacles clingin' to the hull! Aye, may the winds of change fill our sails, and may the seas be ever so calm! Yarrr!