The Booty Report

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"Arrr, the captain of them schools be tossed overboard after a ruckus o' mischief! Avast ye, misconduct!"

2024-08-31

Arrr! Lamont Jackson, the captain of California's second-biggest schooling ship, be caught in a scandalous storm, makin’ unwanted advances on two lasses in his crew! Aye, the investigation be uncoverin’ more than just treasure!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of mischief from the high seas of education! Picture this: Lamont Jackson, the captain of California's second-largest school district, steered his ship into treacherous waters, engage in some unsavory, sex-based shenanigans with two fair lasses in his crew!

Aye, the investigation be uncovering a tale as old as time, where the scallywag be actin' in ways most unwelcome, causin' the ladies to raise the Jolly Roger in protest. Seems our Captain Lamont thought he could dance 'round the deck without a care, but lo and behold, the eyes of justice be keen, and they spotted his wrongdoings quicker than a seagull snatchin’ a biscuit!

So there he was, caught in the crosshairs of an inquiry, like a fish outta water, flounderin’ about. The report be comin' in like a storm at sea, and his reputation be takin’ on water faster than a leaky ship! The lesson be clear, me hearties: treat yer crew with respect, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Aye, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers and scurvy knaves: keep yer hands to yerselves and stay clear of the treacherous shoals of misconduct!

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