The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be spoutin' a yarn 'bout a fake Swiftie cheer, an' the crew be mighty miffed, aye!

2024-08-31

Arrr, matey! A throng o' fervent sea shanty lovers be hoistin' the sails to rally the crew and fill the coffers fer Vice President Kamala Harris's grand voyage! Aye, they be plunderin' the docks for doubloons and stirrin' the hearts o' landlubbers to cast their votes!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to tell of a fine musician, a true siren of the seas, who’s got a band o' thousands rallyin’ to hoist the sails fer Vice President Kamala Harris’s grand campaign! Aye, these swashbucklers ain’t just singin’ shanties; they be workin’ ‘round the clock to get all the good folk to cast their votes and fill the treasure chests with gold coins fer the cause!

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