Arrr, Harris be givin' Trump a tongue-lashin' 'bout the graveyard squabble, stirrin' up a tempest in JD Vance's belly!
2024-08-31
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of politics, Vice President Kamala be takin’ a swipe at that scallywag Trump, claimin’ he be showin’ less respect fer brave sailors and soldiers! Aye, the winds of criticism be blowin’ fierce this Saturday! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast, me hearties! It seems a tempest brews 'twixt Vice President Kamala Harris and the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump! Aye, during a solemn wreath-layin' ceremony at the hallowed Arlington Cemetery, Trump's crew did push aside a cemetery officer, causin' quite the ruckus!The Army be claimin' that the officer was merely doin' his duty, remindin' Trump’s scallywags of the laws that banish political shenanigans from such sacred ground. Trump, in his defense, be claimin' he was merely takin' pictures with the families of lost sailors, while layin' blame on President Biden for the tragic loss of lives during a harrowing affair in Afghanistan.
Harris, with her cutlass of words, accused Trump of showin' disrespect to those who made the ultimate sacrifice, callin' it a political stunt fit for a barnacle! “This be no place for politics!” she declared, whilst throwin' shade on Trump’s past disparagement of brave souls. Meanwhile, Trump’s matey, JD Vance, fired back, suggestin' Harris ought to steer clear of social media and investigate her own crew's blunders during the Afghanistan escapade.
In this hullabaloo, it be clear: the seas of politics be as wild as a stormy night, and no parley be in sight! Arrr!