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Arrr, a wee hamlet be feelin' the heat after the swine's crown went belly up, savvy?

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! A fearsome listeria beast be terrorizin' the good folk of Jarratt, Va.! The townsfolk be frettin' over their fate, thinkin' their future be as murky as the briny deep. Avast! Who knew a plant could pack such devilry?

Arrr, a wee hamlet be feelin' the heat after the swine's crown went belly up, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of a dreadfully wicked outbreak that be causin' quite the stir in the quaint town o' Jarratt, Virginia. Aye, it be a listeria plague, a sneaky beast that creeps into food like a scallywag in the night, settin' the townsfolk's hearts poundin' like the drums o' a pirate ship in a storm!

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