The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Blimey! While scallywags squabble over Arlington, Trump’s way be like a ship with no sail, a rare sight indeed!"

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! Donald J. Trump be not the first scallywag to set sail o’er the forbidden waters o’ partisan shenanigans at Arlington’s hallowed ground. Yet, none have hurled their cannonballs o’ ire quite like his crew! A right jolly uproar, that be!

Arrr, me hearties, gather 'round fer a tale from the landlubber realms of politics! It be none other than Donald J. Trump, a bold buccaneer of a candidate, who found himself in murky waters at Arlington National Cemetery, a sacred ground fer true shipmates who’ve sailed to the great beyond.

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