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Arrr! Gold Star families be callin' Kamala a scallywag for playin' tricks 'round Trump's Arlington visit, matey!

2024-09-01

Arrr! Family o' brave souls lost in the Afghan seas be cheerin' for Trump, shoutin' their support in jolly videos! They be takin' a jibe at Kamala's blabber 'bout his trek to Arlington. Aye, the tides be turnin' and the cannons be blastin'!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of Gold Star families who lost their brave kin in the botched retreat from Afghanistan. They be takin’ aim at Vice President Kamala Harris fer callin’ out former President Trump fer payin' his respects at Arlington National Cemetery. Harris, with her fancy talk, claims Trump be playin’ politics, but lo and behold, these families invited the man with the golden hair and spoke out against the Biden-Harris crew fer the mess that led to the loss of 13 fine sailors.

In a series of jolly videos, parents of those who fell to the wicked ISIS-K blaggards made their voices heard, all posted on Trump's own Instagram! Harris had the audacity to declare Arlington a sacred place, yet it seems her crew had a right tussle with the staff when Trump’s team tried to film their moment of remembrance.

Mark Schmitz, the father of a brave Marine, shot back at Harris, callin’ her words ‘heinous and vile.’ He declared they wanted a leader, not a political puppet. Darren Hoover, another father, put Harris on blast fer lack of empathy, sayin’ Trump was there to honor, not campaign. So, as the tides of politics turn, these families be demandin’ respect fer their fallen, while Harris may need to reassess her compass on decency! Arrr!

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