Arrr, the scallywag Hersh Goldberg-Polin be swimmin' with the fishes, joinin' five more souls in Davy Jones' locker!
2024-09-01
Arrr, mateys! It be a sorrowful day, for our matey Hersh Goldberg-Polin has shuffled off this mortal coil! His body lay amongst five other scallywags in the dark and dank tunnels of Rafah. Aye, the sea o’ life be unforgiving, but we’ll raise a toast to their misadventures!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for there be grim tidings from the seas of sorrow! Young Hersh Goldberg-Polin, a fine lad of twenty-three summers, has been claimed by the cruel hand of fate, confirmed dead by his kin. ‘Twas a dark day when he was seized at a merry music festival during a vile attack by those rascally scallywags known as Hamas!Our brave lad lost part of his left arm to a blast, yet his spirit shone like gold. Alas, his body, along with five other poor souls, was recovered from the treacherous tunnels of Rafah, where the cowardly fiends had laid their hands upon them. Israeli leaders, with hearts heavy as anchors, lamented their cruel fate and vowed vengeance upon those who dare harm the innocent.
Goldberg-Polin sailed to Israel with his family when he was but a wee lad. His kin and comrades traversed the globe, seeking the winds of freedom for him. Even the mighty President Biden bellowed his outrage, claiming that the leaders of Hamas shall pay dearly for their despicable deeds. So, raise a tankard to the memories of these brave souls, for their spirits shall sail the seas of eternity, free from the chains of despair!