Arrr, Harris’s crew be winkin’, claimin’ she’s a scallywag underdog, but we knows she’s a feisty sea biscuit!
2024-09-01
Arrr, matey! That scallywag's message be that the Democrats be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship, yet she kept her lips sealed when Captain Biden be takin’ on water! A clever ruse, she be tryin’ to lower the crew’s hopes before the storm hits! Har har!
Arrr matey, gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a crafty lass who be sailin’ the treacherous seas of politics! Aye, this scallywag be spewin’ a message that the Democrats be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship, but lo and behold, she never dared to raise her voice when Captain Biden was takin’ a nosedive into Davy Jones’ locker!What a fine piece of trickery, me hearties! She be tryin’ to lower the expectations of the crew, makin’ it seem like a storm be brew in the waters, when in truth, she was just hopin’ to keep the ship from capsizin’ completely! Aye, it be a clever ruse, like a pirate hidin’ his gold from a rival crew.
Now, I reckon this lass thinks she can spin this tale to save her own skin, but all us ol’ sea dogs know the truth: she be just puttin’ on a show! Her words be as slippery as a fish, and while she be talkin’ about doom and gloom, we be laughin’ at the absurdity of it all. So hoist the sails and prepare for a bumpy ride, for in the world of politics, ye never know when another wave o’ nonsense be comin’ yer way!