Arrr, wanderin' off the chart, eh? Trump claims his yarns be the stuff o' legendary oratory genius, har har!
2024-09-01
Arrr, the former captain of the land, Donald J. Trump, be prattlin’ on like a parrot! His tales be driftin’ like a ship in a storm, but he claims there’s a fine craft in tackin’ ‘em all together, like a patchwork sail! Ha! What a scallywag!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the former captain o' the land, one Donald J. Trump—aye, a man whose speeches be as tangled as a sailor’s nets after a stormy night! This scallywag, with his tongue as sharp as a cutlass, be wanderin' from one tale to the next faster than a ship in full sail.