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Arrr! Trump’s mateys be swarming Harris’ X like scallywags after Arlington! “Ye scurvy dogs took me lad!” they be wailin’!

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! The scallywags, Gold Star kin and Trump’s crew stormed VP Kamala Harris' X like a ship o’ fools, squawkin' 'bout how the captain disrespected the hallowed grounds of Arlington! Blimey, the barnacles be thick on that hull of nonsense!

Ahoy mateys! In the midst of a stormy seas of politics, the Trump crew, along with Gold Star families, be takin' a hearty swing at Vice President Kamala Harris after she accused the former captain of disrespectin' sacred ground at Arlington. Yarrr, it seems the good Darren Hoover, father of a fallen Marine, called her out on her lack of empathy, sayin' she be more interested in power than the brave souls who sailed to the afterlife!

On Labor Day, while the Biden-Harris ship rumbled with accusations and absentees, Trump laid a wreath at Arlington, honorin' the 13 valiant sailors who perished in the botched Afghan withdrawal. The Gold Star families wanted Trump there, not for his campaign, but to remember their lost kin! But alas, Harris took to her social media seas to claim Trump’s visit was just a political stunt, igniting a cannonade of backlash from the families and Trump supporters alike.

With accusations flyin' like cannonballs, Trump's crew argued that a cemetery staffer was merely havin' a “mental health episode” when they tried to block campaign photographers. Meanwhile, Harris floated away from public memorials while Biden enjoyed the sunshine on his vacations! The Gold Star families demanded accountability and respect for their fallen, and it be clear that the political waters be choppy as ever! Arrr!

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