Arrr! Young scallywags be needin' to heed the Ten Commandments, not just spy 'em from the crow's nest!
2024-09-01
Avast, me hearties! Let’s not be battlin’ over plantin’ the Ten Commandments in our schools like a flock o’ squawkin’ gulls! Instead, let’s join forces, teachin’ our wee ones the fine art o’ right and wrong, for those rules be treasure chests of wisdom, aye!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve a tale o’ the Ten Commandments and their place in the schoolhouse! This summer, the scallywag Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry decreed that every classroom must display these holy commands, akin to hoisting a black flag on high seas! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ through other states too, with similar laws on the horizon.But here’s the rub, mateys! Some landlubbers be shoutin’ about the separation of church and state, claimin’ it be a slippery slope to tyranny. Yet, let it be known, this phrase be not found in the Constitution, which gives all ye freedom to worship as ye please. Posting the Ten Commandments won’t make the state a follower of Judaism, savvy?
Now, just plasterin’ that sacred text on the wall may turn it into naught but a trophy in a culture skirmish. It could be tossed about like a tattered flag amongst posters of positivity and equality. Such a disgrace, for these commands carry the weight of wisdom and moral compass, ready to guide young souls!
So, I say, let’s not just post ‘em—let’s teach ‘em! Aye, with a well-crafted guide, students from all paths can learn the deep truths and life lessons therein. The Ten Commandments offer treasure beyond measure, and if taught rightly, they’ll inspire every young buccaneer to navigate life’s stormy seas with honor and respect! Yo ho ho!