The Booty Report

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Arrr, poor Hersh the swashbuckler be lost to Davy Jones! Mourning be done across the seven seas, mateys!

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! Hersh Goldberg-Polin, one of the poor souls discovered on Saturday, was known for his jolly spirit and belly laughs. Now, he’s becomin' a beacon o' hope, even in Davy Jones' locker! A true pirate's heart, he was! Avast, we’ll raise a toast to his merry soul!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a fine lad named Hersh Goldberg-Polin, who met a fate most unfortunate! On the fateful Saturday, the poor soul was found among the hostages, his jolly spirit now a shipwreck upon the shores of despair. But fear not, fer this be a yarn of mirth amidst the gloom!

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