"Arrr! Three souls met Davy Jones after a wee birdie crashed into the landlubber’s nest in Oregon!"
2024-09-01
Arrr, on a fine Saturday, a wee Cessna took a dive, crash-landin' into a row o' snug townhouses in Fairview, Ore! Blasted flames erupted like a cannonade, makin' the townsfolk scatter like scurvy dogs! Fire in the hole, mateys!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, fer I be havin' a tale of woe from the fair shores of Fairview, Oregon! On a fateful Saturday, a Cessna, that scallywag of a flying contraption, took a dive like a drunken sailor missin’ the ship’s ladder. It be crashin’ straight into a row o’ fine townhouses, settin’ the whole place ablaze like a bonfire on a midsummer’s eve!